Ann Unleashed

Dear Lord, thank you for giving us the World According to Ann. In her latest take-down of the Lunacy of the Left, Ann Coulter takes down the ridiculous Gitmo rhetoric:

In the interests of helping my country, I have devised a compact set of torture guidelines for Guantanamo.

It's not torture if:

• The same acts performed on a live stage have been favorably reviewed by Frank Rich of The New York Times;
• Andrew Sullivan has ever solicited it from total strangers on the Internet;
• You can pay someone in New York to do it to you;
• Karen Finley ever got a federal grant to do it;
• It's comparable to the treatment U.S. troops received in basic training;
• It's no worse than the way airlines treat little girls in pigtails flying to see Grandma.

This piece is Ann at her finest; best column in weeks. Perhaps one of her best two-liners:

Others claimed they were forced into uncomfortable, unnatural positions, sort of like the Democrats' position on abortion. Next, the interrogators will be threatening to slightly undercook the Lemon Chicken!

I have to thank my mom for introducing me to Ann's columns a few years ago. What a perfect ending to a Wednesday.