From the Media Research Center, Letterman does Saddam:
From the June 22 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Reasons Saddam Hussein Loves Doritos." Late Show home page: www.cbs.com:
10. Three-cornered chips remind him of the Sunni Triangle
9. Chemical Ali taught him how to convert the spicy powder into a nerve agent
8. The "crunch" sounds like the breaking of a dissident's bones
7. Pringles are for Kurds
6. They are corn chips of mass deliciousness
5. Goes perfectly with a tall glass of camel milk
4. Endorsed by his favorite late night television host, Al-Asaad Muhammed Leno
3. "Cool ranch" flavor is a preview of the paradise that awaits a martyr
2. When beard is full of orange crumbs, he can do hilarious "Yosemite Saddam"
1. Delicious taste allows him to momentarily forget he'll spend eternity in Hell
